play a song for me [12 Oct 2009|07:42pm] [ mood | lonely ] man. today has been a day about boob jobs. first at work, mel told me she was planning on getting one, and now the only thing that's been on tv is true life: i hate my small boobs. i have come to two conclusions: one, i need to include a section in my dystopian essay on image advertising as well as generic consumer ads. two, all women with small breasts who want to spend thousands of dollars on surgery should just come to me for free, and i will make them feel beautiful. okay, not all. there is a line. it's not awesome when you feel like you're molesting a little boy. but they just need to give me an hour, and they'll leave my arms changed women. jesus, i'm a sad sack

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